Jaya murder cover-up defecation aided by Dr Swamy hits the fan?

By Lazy Fly

Are foreign hands helping the cover-up of Jaya murder and guiding the political drama in Tamil Nadu with far more far-reaching consequences than the ruckus in the state legislative assembly?

Whose money is funding and fuelling the vain game of Sasikala Natarajan who seems to be operating with impunity from Parapana Agrahara Prison in Bangalore?

Should one read more into the allegations against Dr Subramanian Swamy? What caused him to suddenly jettison his charges against Sasikala? What has caused his new found admiration of Sasikala as a “God fearing person” comparing favourably when juxtaposed to the equally bad DMK?

Here is a tongue-in-cheek look at the imbroglio.

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I spotted MG, the inimitable political fixer in the verandah of Delhi’s Gymkhana Club – that abuts the Prime Minister’s residence in Lutyens’ Delhi, a.k.a India’s national capital region [NCR].

Either he had hired the cottage as a member of some other club or was using the place through the good offices of a contact, I reckoned.

A BMW i8 with Haryana number plates drove in. It disgorged a male Caucasian dressed in a Giorgio Armani suit. Its chauffeur parked a little away.

His facial features indicated a Slav extraction.

I was waiting for a contact to show up in the vicinity. The blighter had perhaps stood me up.

Privjet,” the fixer greeted his visitor.

The stone-faced Russian with chiselled features simply nodded.

Sensing a story, I decided to butt in.

The ‘fixer’ is a spitting image of the late Prime Minister Indira Gandhi’s flunkey, Makhan Lal Fotedar.

The political lobbyist is known as MG which is an acronym of Maha Guru and/or Minimum Guarantee.

“The longer form of MG changes depending on the time, occasion, location and significance of each of my operations,” the man loves to tell those foolish enough to listen.

“One thing is always certain. MG does not stand for Mahatma Gandhi because I love my liquor and flaunt my cocktails,” is a constant line muttered occasionally during his con—corny-conversations.

“You insufferable journos have the habit of butting into each of my important meetings. However, Lazar Hrebeljanović Spiridon Umarov is a friend. Many call him SU – which actually stands for Soviet Union. There is a reason. His connections run the length and breadth of what had been a magnificent conglomerate of socialist republics. His relatives can be found in Kyrgyz, Kazakhstan, Chechnya, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Azerbaijan, and Siberia. But, I refer to him as Laser. He is as sharp as the optically amplified light beam that has virtually innumerable uses in modern science,” MG said as an opening gambit. I plonked my backside on one of the cane chairs.

Often, found citing own aphorisms terming and them as the Holy Minds’ Voices, he is also referred to with the sobriquet – HMV.

MG’s predictions are of the Nostradamus variety. They are puzzling and can be indicated as prophesies of any eventuality.

Thanks to his somewhat archaic language, he also is derisively called Long Playing Old Record [LPOR], cassette tape [CT] video-cassette-disc [VCD]. His actions have earned him other epithets. Some of them are political predicament predictor [PPP], fixer-of the deadly instigation [FDI], Doddering Lying Fixer [DLF] and first-class rascally abomination [FCRA].

“What is the Soviet Union doing in Delhi, at the beginning of spring? And more importantly, what are you doing here? I thought you would be in Chennai. After all, getting a totally unpopular government to succeed in winning the vote of confidence in Tamil Nadu’s legislative assembly amidst pandemonium couldn’t have happened sans your fixing. Reports said it was meant to cover up the alleged murder of Jayalalithaa,” I said.

“Chennai is full of foolish politicians and dunderhead media-hacks who pompously call themselves journalists. They are either on the take or cannot see beyond their blistered, blasted, blasphemous, bulbous, bilious, bloated, buffoonish snouts,” FCRA observed.

“You are talking about my profession and I must protest,” I wailed.

“You are a lump of clay, like that chap O Panneerselvam or OPS who ought to be referred to as an apposite of the song oops. He thinks that DMK’s hare-brained heir apparent and Leader of Opposition MK Stalin will help him become Chief Minister again through a no-confidence motion against Speaker Dhanapal,” PPP spat.

“Now you are talking rubbish. By possibly getting Dhanapal thrown out, Stalin can get OPS in and then expose the entire AIADMK as a dud, go for elections and then win hands down. Isn’t that obvious to you?” I thought I had scored the bull’s eye.

“OPS will never win anozer elixon. But, he can zpoil efreyzink for zat fat man pusillanimous,” the Russian interpolated.

“You mean E Palanisamy [EPS], the current CM,” I reacted.

“Iz zee zame zink. Zis man iz zee taking orderz from zat woman in Bangalore prison …sassy zee cola. Zat iz waat I kaal pusillanimous,” the Russian interjected.

“This is triple Greek and Double-Dutch to me. Can you explain, MG?”

LPOR cackled as he began.

“All OPS has to do to challenge EPS is to get all the MLAs with him to resign en masse and claim to go to the people. In the ensuing by-elections to 11 seats, perhaps, some of them may win, but none from the EPS faction will even manage to retain their deposit. That will trigger a lot of MLAs on EPS side to switch sides. Stalin will have to support OPS for the time being – in case he is short of a majority or perhaps abstain from voting. Whatever Stalin does, in the longer run, OPS would turn the tables on EPS. The earnings per share of whatever political capital EPS possesses will be in negative figures. That way, he could even retain the AIADMK identity! Instead of playing this simple trick and turning the tables on EPS and DMK, the political gigolo that OPS is, is playing parlour games in the assembly expecting the CM’s post to land on his table on a platter! That is why I call him a lump of clay,” FDI opined.

“I understand this, but, what did the Russian exactly mean?” I asked the question with a sound pregnant with confusion.

“Pusillanimous stands for a man who lacks courage and/or resoluteness. Sassy stands for a woman possessing an ungodly amount of cool. And Cola… that is what takes the cake. Cola stands for carbonated sweet beverages with phosphoric acid that cause various illnesses including diabetes, hypertension, and kidney stones. That is what Sasikala Natarajan actually has turned out to be for the AIADMK and the memory of Jayalalithaa! That, little boyo Lazy, is basic English!” CT guffawed.

The nickel dropped.

Meanwhile, the Russian took out a hip flask and handed it over to DLF.

“Iz chilled, Guru! I put zee ize inzide when I leafe zee hotel”. The Russian said it with a broad smile.

HMV poured into a whiskey glass. It had a light blue colour.

“This is my favourite pepper-vodka cocktail – brand-named Electric Light. It mainly comprises Svedka Blue Raspberry lightened with coconut water, a special blue sports drink that is yet to be discovered by the drug examiners who are invigilators in chess Olympiads, a dash of silver tequila, peach schnapps, blue Curacao and some sour mix. The ingredients – jointly augment thinking power.”

“So what is the Russian connection to what goes on in Tamil Nadu – as your Slav friend seems to know quite a bit about the south Indian state,” I asked.

“The answer will give you a shock. Many in India now know that Sonia Gandhi began life as an agent of the KGB and Pakistan’s ISI. Jayalalithaa hated Sonia and made no bones about it. Today, the person appearing for Sasikala Natarajan is senior Supreme Court advocate KTS Tulsi. Trusted by Sonia, he has defended Robert Vadra, Punjab terrorist DPS Bhullar and was nominated to the Rajya Sabha during the United Progressive Alliance rule. Obviously, Sonia wants to get even with Jayalalithaa posthumously. By getting the former TN CM convicted after death, Sonia has won this round against Jaya. Through the machinations of Sasikala, the AIADMK is almost destroyed. On her part, Sasikala used to be moll of none other than Karunanidhi. And very successfully, a systematic canard is being spread that Sasikala has Modi’s blessings. During the Jallikkattu agitation, pro LTTE slogans were shouted – obviously due to the machinations of the Rasputin called Natarajan who is in constant touch with the banned Tiger terrorists. The new friendship between Putin and China has led to FSB – the new avatar of KGB to poke its nose into the immediate southern neighbourhood of India through the Lankan port of Hambantota and a lot worse. And then there is another Congress mainstay – P Chidambaram who has repeatedly lied about the murder of Rajiv Gandhi. Dr Swamy tweeted last year that Sasikala was holding Jaya prisoner– the same way Mughal emperor Shah Jahan was – by Aurangzeb. Now, he has changed his tune completely and hails the same Sasikala. You see, Swamy also has a score to settle with Jayalalithaa. After all, she had systematically destroyed all chances the man had to develop a political base in Tamil Nadu. For the time being he is a Rajya Sabha member. Once something happens to the post or the ex-Harvard professor rubs Modi too badly on the wrong shoulder, he would be in a unique political position called limbo. Perhaps, realising the position he is in, suddenly, the man has attacked Karti Chidambaram’s stash abroad to divert attention from one basic fact that Swami, Apollo promoter Pratap Reddy, fake God-man Chandraswami and Karti’s wife Srinidhi Chidambaram are on the same page! Even Dr Swamy’s attack on the Maran Brothers is a feint as Apollo Hospitals are part of the Aircel-Maxis scandal. In a nutshell, boyo, every dirty finger is in this pie. And all the fingers have one symbolic hand source … Sonia Gandhi.”

I was fidgeting madly as the Minimum Guarantee made his long speech – all of which was and is controversial. However, I tried one last shot.

“So apart from the old hat tale about Sonia’s connections with the KGB dating back to 60’s, where is the Russian link now?”

It was the Russian’s turn to get in again.

“Does my name Umarov mean anyzink to you?”

“No.”

“One of my distant relatife haz zee name Omarova … she iz zee wife of cricket game match fixer and washed up actor Vindu Dara Zingh. Zingh linked to N Zrinivasan zon-in-law Gurunath, who iz cloze to Maran Broz. Zingh and wife Omarova holiday rekularlee in Siberia! Zee case against Singh is kaput and jingalala for long time. Zee ban against Chennai Zuper Kink iz remofing zis year. Cricket auction action now goink on in Bangalore. Sassy Cola also is Bangalore prison. You understand full link out now!”

My head reeled from the info.

At that time, my contact showed up in the horizon. Muttering an excuse, primarily to escape the controversies, I beat a hasty retreat.

Has Sasikala incriminated herself irretrievably?

Has Sasikala Natarajan, in a mad haste to grab power, painted herself into a tricky political corner?

Has she invited trouble upon herself by being declared ‘unanimously elected’ as the leader of All India Anna Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam legislature party?

“Veda Nilayam [the late Jayalalithaa’s residence in the heart of Chennai] was the residence of Tamil Nadu’s Chief Minister. To continue staying there, I have now become the future CM!”

In a nutshell, that is the latent meaning behind the declaration of her being elected Legislature Party leader of the AIADMK.

But, that raises more questions. Replies to a few of them could render Sasikala’s life, as the future CM of Tamil Nadu, a complete misery.

“Outgoing CM O Panneerselvam [OPS] himself proposed the name of “Chinnammaa’ thereby showing the party is solidly behind the future CM. Since the days of [late] MG Ramachandran, who founded the AIADMK, that has been the practice and so it continues,” the roly-poly former drama actress and current spokesperson Saraswati told news channels.

That exactly is where the troubles of Vivekanandan Krishnaveni Sasikala and her husband Natarajan could begin.

The operative portion of the resignation letter penned by O Panneerselvam [OPS now nicknamed Oops] reads thus: Due to my personal reasons, I am tendering my resignation from the post of Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu. Kindly accept my resignation and relieve the council of ministers appointed by me on 6.12.2016. 

AIADMK apologists could hastily say that is the exact format for tendering an acceptable resignation. While that is true, “personal reasons” can be interpreted in myriad ways. In a crunch situation of the future, OPS can say, such “personal reasons” include [1] pressure from the Sasikala Group, [2] suspicion of the Mannargudi Mafia’s hand in Jaya’s mysterious death, [3] a wish to retire from public life in peace as those close to him [reportedly like Sekar Reddy, Ram Mohan Rao etc] are being persistently targeted by Sasikala group, etc. etc.

OPS could opt out of joining Sasikala’s future cabinet citing “personal reasons”. If that possibility sounds ominous, the converse – his agreeing to joining the cabinet – the announcement is yet to be made by the Mannargudi marauder gang – could prove to be worse for Sasikala. In the case of a crunch situation, a legally constituted cabinet of ministers are to be held responsible for all decisions – jointly and severally. All OPS has to do is slip in a minor glitch in the statement over the formation of his ministry on 6-12-2016 and the defecation would hit the fan. 

Quoting Sasikala, the Times of India said thus in its report:

Sasikala had a special word of praise for Panneerselvam, stating “whenever the party faced tough times and whenever there were difficulties in Amma becoming the chief minister, it was our dear brother Panneerselvam who has been loyal.”

“It was Panneerselvam who had first persuaded me to become the Chief Minister and General Secretary as well when Jayalalithaa passed away,” Sasikala told party legislators in her acceptance speech.

Was OPS being really loyal?

Is he merely appearing to be loyal and cleverly removing himself from all dangerous positions of the future?

Has he succeeded in painting the picture of self-effacing-sacrificing person – simultaneously to use it tellingly in future?

One of the senior journalists outside the Lloyd’s Road party headquarters of the AIADMK is said to have muttered thus immediately after Sasikala’s election as legislature party leader: “It would be interesting to see whether OPS decides to be the number 2 and also the FM as doubtlessly Sasikala would retain the Home portfolio and thus control the police. That is a rather piquant situation as – the Madras High Court is seized of the matter concerning the mysterious sudden death of Jayalalithaa. Stories indicating foul play during the run up to Jaya’s arrival at the Apollo Hospitals have appeared since December 15 2016. Demands for an explanation from the state government have begun growing. None can predict what the court ends up saying in its final denouement. Significantly, Sasikala’s challenger and the late Jayalalithaa’s niece Deepa has been keeping the heat on Sasikala relentlessly. Chairman of the medical facility – Pratap Reddy is rattled. If Reddy pushes the ball into Sasikala’s court as press reports saying the hospital doctors couldn’t do much during the last 2 days as reports had suggested [1], the onus of proving absence of any wrongdoing on the part of Sasikala and those around her will fall squarely on Sasikala when she is sworn in the CM. If the courts do not believe a clean chit given to herself [as can be guessed by anyone at this point time] by Sasikala in the matter of Jaya’s death, the courts could do some more questioning. As Sasikala’s actions prevented virtually all VVIPs meeting Jaya in her hospital ward, her statement would be under extreme and tough legal scrutiny if Reddy washes his hands off. What could emerge from it all is anybody’s guess. But, something wrong could be one of the outcomes. Sasikala seems to have closed the option of wriggling out of such a piquant position by getting elected as the legislature party head to become the CM rather prematurely. Surely, she would be holding the home portfolio. The cases – if any over Jaya’s sudden and mysterious end – would have to be inevitably handled in the beginning by the TN police. That is where the whole going becomes tricky. If the courts think that the state cops are doing a wishy-washy job, the matter would move into the hands of the Central Bureau of Investigation [CBI]. If and when that happens, one would have to look at the centre’s attitude towards the Mannargudi Mafia. Already 3 old cases against Sasikala and co have been resurrected. If such a thing comes to past, the exhumation of Jaya’s mysterious death could cause a major stink,” the legally knowledgeable senior journalist said.

There are other trickier issues. On September 27 2016, officials – including currently disgraced ex-Chief Secretary Ram Mohan Rao, secretaries to the late CM Venkataramanan and Ramalingam – believed to be close to Panneerselvam – had met Jaya, claimed an official press release. The matter was reported by one of Chennai’s young, bright journalists – Julie Mariappan of the Times of India. The two secretaries and their senior Sheela Balakrishnan were said to have been forced to leave their posts on the eve of Sasikala being elected as legislature party leader. Suppose…a few of the bureaucrats contradict Julie’s September 27 2016 report and ipso facto the wordings of the official press release, that single event could cast a vain shadow on the very meeting they were supposed to have held with the late CM. Wild conspiracy theories could emerge from the slightest “if” or or “but” in the hypothetical possibility of the officials hinting at their not having met the CM. The resultant heat from its legal repercussions in court would prove extremely unbearable for Sasikala. What one can also read between the lines is that OPS has cleverly wriggled out of the situation and lobbed a live grenade sans its safety pin into Sasikala’s court instead of the proverbial ball in a sports game. Pun-fun intended,” the journalist added.

Sasikala may find her future path thorny, reported the Hindustan Times. [2]

Other reports suggest that Sasikala is under the centre’s microscope.

An unconfirmed story doing its round links Jayalalithaa, her yet to be publicised will and the entry of highly respected journalist Cho S Ramaswamy into the ICU where Jaya was undergoing treatment for intensive treatment in the last few hours before Jaya’s death. “It was handed over to Cho for safekeeping as both were close friends. None knows where the will is, but, it could surface,” goes the story.

Regardless of whether such a will exists or not, an interesting dimension has been added to the tale. Cho Ramaswamy was wheeled into the ICU around 2-45 p.m. on December 5 2016. If the statement put out by Apollo Hospitals is true on the issue of the death of Jayalalithaa, the two old friends – viz. Cho and Jaya were in the same room within the ICU. Alongside Cho were doctors attending on him. If someone raises a query about the time of Jaya’s death to Cho’s doctors, what would the answer be? Regardless of anyone hinting at foul play, if the time of Jaya’s death differs from the official version and the one said by Cho’s medical team, the going would be hugely tricky for Sasikala, for, Cho was not only Jaya’s friend, but also a close friend of Prime Minister Narendra Damodardas Modi! 

In 1996, it was Cho who brought the DMK and the late Congress veteran Moopanar together to upset Jaya’s apple-cart. In 2011, it was Cho again whose advice resulted in actor-turned-politician Vijaykant agreeing to form an alliance with Jaya’s AIADMK that sent the DMK packing. If something emerges from the current imbroglio, one can safely say that Cho changed the TN regime for the third time! And this time, if it happens, the deed would be posthumous!

[1]

Sources close to Apollo boss Pratap C Reddy revealed that he is mulling the institution’s washing its hands off the imbroglio in his written deposition to the court.

Jayalalithaa’s health was on the mend as is evident from our health bulletins. She could have left whenever she wanted to. Following this development, doctors from the All India Institute of Medical Sciences [AIIMS] and Dr Beale returned to Delhi and London respectively. What exactly took place during the last 2 days due to the activities of those who controlled the access to the CM is unknown. Police officials had kept all visitors – including the Governor and central ministers at bay earlier. Towards the end, even most of the doctors’ entry was delayed under some pretext or other. The alarm bells were pressed only when it was too late. The confusion over the time of death of the late CM, the leak of info, its denial and late-night confirmation of her passing are all indicative of the above aspects. Hence, accusing the hospital of foul play is out of the question.

[2]

Operative sentences: Sasikala was getting uneasy with Mr Panneerselvam, popularly called OPS, continuing in the post of the CM. The way ahead for Sasikala could be thorny. While she enjoys the support of the MLAs, many reports suggest that the cadre are not on her side. There have been protests against her in some places, especially from RK Nagar, the assembly constituency Jayalalithaa represented. Then, there are court cases against Ms Sasikala, which hangs like a political sword of Damocles over her head.